With the Christmas Party looming... and no I’m not going for several reasons:
1) With the new company anti binge drinking policy’s they are not providing any alcohol... Seriously?! Is there ANY other reason to go to a work Christmas party??!!
2) Who wants to socialise with people they work with?
3) The last outing was disastrous and I am still actively living the life of a hermit...
4) And finally..... who wants to socialise with people they work with!?
So... as I was saying with the DULL Christmas Party looming, spirits are high in the office with the exception of McSchmazel, who has recently decided to leave the orgnaisation to pursue bigger and better things... oh and to get away from the TOENAIL (thus named because she is so far up the boss’s arse it’s all you can see of her)
McSchmazel this morning finally decided that she’d had enough of toenails toenail always pointing at her, resulting in her having an adult conversation with the boss man about the injustices in the world and how to improve the work environment for future employees... ok so that’s not exactly how it panned out :S
Beginning with a relatively innocent comment of “everything alright??”
“No!! no actually it’s noT!”
The poor bloke seriously had NO idea what he was letting himself in for:
Screaming, spitting and crying with a healthy mixture of snot she ranted on and on at an incredibly shocked Boss!!! “Fcuking Promoted!!?? SHE thinks she will get promoted before me?! Her head is SO FAR up his fcuking arse she probably will be just because she won’t actually be able to extract herself from him to NOT go to meetings” and as the hysterics and emotions escalate: “and I doubt very much I’ll be able to go to the Christmas party because with a few drinks under my belt I’m likely to punch her fcuking head in!!!” *Sniff* as the rant continues without a breath being drawn “and I’ve been told I’m not too upset her!??! Upset HER!! I’ll not upset her, I’ll bloody KILL HER!”
Silence in the rest of the office, because meeting room walls aren’t exactly scream proof...
I’m thinking that she’s likely to get a very good reference to ensure that she actually leaves the organisation.
