Breeding and the Benefit Thieves

It's like crazy Breeding frenzies out there! 

It seems everyone has caught the bug and I'm not talking about crickets!

What is wrong with just buying a dog?! Must we pollute the world with our inevitably foul mouthed off spring??

It makes me feel quite sick.



I think Pretty much everyone only does it in order to get a Council house paid for by decent tax payers money...

The inevitable 5 kid family because the "house wife" has nothing better to do than lie on her back with her legs in the air because her kids eat nothing but takeaways and chicken nuggets.

They say that an adult female can have a healthy balanced Diet for just £15 per week... 

A healthy diet on £15 a week*
Starchy food	Fruit & vegetables		Dairy	High-protein food	Sugary/fatty food
SOURCE: RATIOS BROADLY BASED ON THE EATWELL PLATE(NHS). PRICES AS ADVERTISED ON ASDA, SAINSBURY'S AND TESCO WEBSITES * Based on weekly diet for a woman of 14,000kcal - men need 25% more  ** part-pack
33% of intake	Five portions a day		15% of intake	12% of intake	8% of intake
250g rice 290kcal 10p**	Tomatoes 216kcal 93p for 3 tins	7 bananas 700kcal 68p for 1kg	Cheddar 410kcal 75p for 100g**	Six eggs 486kcal 95p	Jam 518kcal 15p for half jar**
800g bread 1880kcal 50p	Sweetcorn 1,100kcal 98p for 1kg (frozen)	4 apples 188kcal 87p	250g butter 611kcal 33p **	Tin sardines 214kcal 47p	Vegetable oil 620kcal 10p for 75ml**
330g oats 1,330kcal 30p**	1kg carrots 350kcal 90p	Fruit juice 550kcal 68p for litre	4 pints milk 1135kcal £1.29	Kidney beans 280kcal 21p for tin
250g pasta 735kcal 15p**	4 tins beans 824kcal £1	Satsumas 246kcal £1 for 600g		Chicken liver 345kcal 45p for 227g
1kg potatoes 720kcal 69p	3 onions 258kcal 57p			Chickpeas 357kcal 36p for 100g** (dried)
4,507kcal £1.94	4,432kcal £7.61		2,156kcal £2.37	1,682kcal £2.44	1,138kcal 25p
					TOTAL 13,915kcal £14.61

being a single person on benefits you can receive up to £350 a week! That's more than minimum wage!!!

Working 39 hours a week on the 2013 Minimum wage (£6.31 per hour) is £246.09 per week BEFORE tax.
WHY WORK?!?!


I feel sorry for the hard working single mother's out there that are making an effort to contribute and getting penalised for it, if anything their contribution to society should be supplemented and lazy fcukers given less!

Stop polluting the earth with your scummy off spring. If your kids 

A) don't come back when they are called 
B) don't be quiet when you tell them to be and 
C) chew the postman's arm when he delivers letters 

then DO NOT let your recently out of jail boyfriend poke his disease ridden sausage in.

Do the world a favor: Train your children better than you would train your dog.


Legs crossed, 
Over and Trout

Civilisation as we know it ENDS... The White Stuff

Suddenly no-one can drive, walk, work or anything... thank GOD the petrol station is still open selling cider.

Ironic how the people who were supposed to have originated from a hot country (but have realistically never seen it) can still manage to function and the rest of us can’t!

Yes I'm sure there is quite a lot of white fluffy stuff falling from the sky and lying on the ground, but in all seriousness, no-one is going to die except a few old people who have forgotten to turn the heating on and people in BMW's... a loss to society!? 

I THINK NOT!

The world is not enough, we must also cover it in white/ grey mush. I have to say that the effects of “global warming” are kind of ironic don’t you think?

Little Ice Age… I’m wondering what I’d like to be killed off in this one;

·        Snails- a pointless animal if ever I saw one, they are only good for creating future fossils anyway.

·        Jelly Fish – Do they even have a purpose but to create humour as people piss on themselves!? Ok so maybe they can stay.. that is pretty hilarical!

·        Rats- Even the super rats in Henley won’t be immune to an ice age!!

Frozen Cider

>))>

Trout

Only as old as the Man you feel?!

Try telling that to my stamina and aching bones!

Having reached the big 30 I actually thought that in comparison to most I was pretty fit… I live an outdoors lifestyle, I do a lot of sports; all be it that I sit in the office for 8 hours a day doing absolutely nothing…

(That’s physically and mentally)

However recently it has come to my attention due to a young man who has re-entered my life that I have in fact been LYING to myself.

My middle age spread (that I anticipate will be in full flow (towards my knees) by the time I’m 40) is in fact getting slightly flabby although it hides it well, there really is nothing underneath to support it! That is what I like to call inevitability.

I’m not one of these to worry about weight or January Diets.. or anytime of the year really.

Diets are a waste of time and energy - exercise and stop eating Haribo!

A little tone to the “muscles” and more than 5 seconds of energy is definitely going to come in handy though otherwise I will have had a heart attack before my middle aged spread fully kicks in!

Could this be a good thing!?

While sipping coffee at the AARP convention, Dr. Ruth advised seniors to experiment with new ways of intimacy, telling the crowd that orgasms are good. Masturbation is good. “Read about sex, enjoy intimacy, buy a good vibrator.”

                                    

So are you as old as the Man you feel?!

No but they are still pretty damn good, so go for it anyway!!!

You only live once and you might as well drown trying >)))>

Older but still Trout