Try telling that to my stamina and aching bones!
Having reached the big 30 I actually thought that in comparison to
most I was pretty fit… I live an outdoors lifestyle, I do a lot of sports; all
be it that I sit in the office for 8 hours a day doing absolutely nothing…
(That’s physically and mentally)
However recently it has come to my attention due to a young man
who has re-entered my life that I have in fact been LYING to myself.
My middle age spread (that I anticipate will be in full flow (towards
my knees) by the time I’m 40) is in fact getting slightly flabby although it
hides it well, there really is nothing underneath to support it! That is what I
like to call inevitability.
I’m not one of these to worry about weight or January Diets.. or
anytime of the year really.
Diets are a waste of time and energy - exercise and stop eating
Haribo!
A little tone to the “muscles” and more than 5 seconds of energy
is definitely going to come in handy though otherwise I will have had a heart
attack before my middle aged spread fully kicks in!
Could this be a good thing!?
While sipping coffee at the AARP convention, Dr. Ruth advised seniors to experiment with new ways of intimacy, telling the crowd that orgasms are good. Masturbation is good. “Read about sex, enjoy intimacy, buy a good vibrator.”
While sipping coffee at the AARP convention, Dr. Ruth advised seniors to experiment with new ways of intimacy, telling the crowd that orgasms are good. Masturbation is good. “Read about sex, enjoy intimacy, buy a good vibrator.”
So are you as old as the Man you feel?!
No but they are still pretty damn good, so go for it anyway!!!
You only live once and you might as well drown trying >)))>
Older but still Trout
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