The recipe from a "Saint"

Many thanks to my boyfriend "The Saint" for the first addition to my blog due to his carp spelling and being in a rush;

The recipe for Porn Cake because it's the best cake in the world... apparently

an 8" ting
12oz chimpanzee
8oz Plain cheek
5 egs despursed
5oz plain flower (presumably this means purple clematis is out of the question)
2oz ground clmonds
5oz Casta sugar
2 tablespoons of porn

so the poor Little trout armed with these "ingredients" as scribbled on a manky bit of paper has to go shopping.....

.... and then prepare the cake with the following, what can only be described as, Distructions;

1 mix in eg, flower and sugar
heat till smooth
cool sugar, coke, porn and dry stuff
may grill
inyril (NO idea what this could be)
etc...
Mix icing like (Like What?!?!)

well you get the idea... it was a total load of rubbish

News on how this cake turns out to follow...

Forever drinking
-Trout