My Boyfriend has a sideways football head!!!! HAHAHAHA
Thursday, 21 October 2010
Thursday, 14 October 2010
I'm about to stab myself with pens...
Frybird and I are STILL "studying" not that it appears to be helping...
I'm so bored I might.....
1. stab myself with pens in a vague attempt to amuse myself. I might
A) use a ball point pen and see how many holes I can stab in my arm possibly creating the shape of a flower potentially as a perminant tattoo.
B) stab myself in the eyes to help with reading.
C) remove the inside ink distributor of a biro and force them underneath my fingernails
2. consider various torture methods for colleagues, ones that turn up and ones that done....
3. Rapidly change the font on my messenger
4. update my blog for my failful 2 readers...
If my Brian capacity starts to function again I may possibly be able to update this.
5 mins till drinking time.
-Trout
>))))>
I'm so bored I might.....
1. stab myself with pens in a vague attempt to amuse myself. I might
A) use a ball point pen and see how many holes I can stab in my arm possibly creating the shape of a flower potentially as a perminant tattoo.
B) stab myself in the eyes to help with reading.
C) remove the inside ink distributor of a biro and force them underneath my fingernails
2. consider various torture methods for colleagues, ones that turn up and ones that done....
3. Rapidly change the font on my messenger
4. update my blog for my failful 2 readers...
If my Brian capacity starts to function again I may possibly be able to update this.
5 mins till drinking time.
-Trout
>))))>
Thursday, 7 October 2010
Private Parts' non Private Parts
With General Infirmaries imminent arrival, the preperation begins.
The Plan...
Thursday Night: PUB
Friday Night: PUB
Saturday Day: RIDE (horses) PUB, FOOD
Sunday: PUB
Sounds AMAZING can't wait.
Private Parts is under strick instructions to keep her parts private and to remain sociable... Crouching fish Sucking tiger. didn't they make a movie about that?
General Infirmary is to remain in an upright position with intrails as intrails not extrails.
Major Incident... No incidents PLEASE!!
and me... Corporal Punishment.. to insure the ranks hold their position!
More updates if I'm sober enough to scribble
Corporal Punishment over and OUT
>>)))>
The Plan...
Thursday Night: PUB
Friday Night: PUB
Saturday Day: RIDE (horses) PUB, FOOD
Sunday: PUB
Sounds AMAZING can't wait.
Private Parts is under strick instructions to keep her parts private and to remain sociable... Crouching fish Sucking tiger. didn't they make a movie about that?
General Infirmary is to remain in an upright position with intrails as intrails not extrails.
Major Incident... No incidents PLEASE!!
and me... Corporal Punishment.. to insure the ranks hold their position!
More updates if I'm sober enough to scribble
Corporal Punishment over and OUT
>>)))>
Soft, Strong and Long!
Trout and I having watched the Andrex advert have decided on the next type of dawg we are going to get...
it's not a soft dog
It's not a strong dog
It's a LONG DOG!!
And we're going to call it Sausage and teach it to role!!
Sausage Role!! Good dog.
-Trout
>>)))))>
it's not a soft dog
It's not a strong dog
It's a LONG DOG!!
And we're going to call it Sausage and teach it to role!!
Sausage Role!! Good dog.
-Trout
>>)))))>
Tuesday, 5 October 2010
Studying
The latest definition of studying is "Sleeping with your eyes open"
If I wasn't already comatosed by alcohol... I certainly am now thanks to "using my brain cell" hereby re-named "Brian"
Brian was in agony... this slow and painful study that had begun to submerge him in frustrations. When will this agony ever come to an end? How can suffering be so prolonged? Who would do this to me?!?!
I'm positive this is attempted man slaughter... surely Brian is a real human being and deserves better?!
Wish I was drinking
-Trout
>)))))>
If I wasn't already comatosed by alcohol... I certainly am now thanks to "using my brain cell" hereby re-named "Brian"
Brian was in agony... this slow and painful study that had begun to submerge him in frustrations. When will this agony ever come to an end? How can suffering be so prolonged? Who would do this to me?!?!
I'm positive this is attempted man slaughter... surely Brian is a real human being and deserves better?!
Wish I was drinking
-Trout
>)))))>
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