It seems everyone has caught the bug and I'm not talking about crickets!
What is wrong with just buying a dog?! Must we pollute the world with our inevitably foul mouthed off spring??
It makes me feel quite sick.
I think Pretty much everyone only does it in order to get a Council house paid for by decent tax payers money...
The inevitable 5 kid family because the "house wife" has nothing better to do than lie on her back with her legs in the air because her kids eat nothing but takeaways and chicken nuggets.
They say that an adult female can have a healthy balanced Diet for just £15 per week...
A healthy diet on £15 a week* | |||||
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Starchy food | Fruit & vegetables | Dairy | High-protein food | Sugary/fatty food | |
SOURCE: RATIOS BROADLY BASED ON THE EATWELL PLATE(NHS). PRICES AS ADVERTISED ON ASDA, SAINSBURY'S AND TESCO WEBSITES
* Based on weekly diet for a woman of 14,000kcal - men need 25% more
** part-pack
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33% of intake
|
Five portions a day
|
15% of intake
|
12% of intake
|
8% of intake
| |
250g rice
290kcal
10p**
|
Tomatoes
216kcal
93p for 3 tins
|
7 bananas
700kcal
68p for 1kg
|
Cheddar
410kcal
75p for 100g**
|
Six eggs
486kcal
95p
|
Jam
518kcal
15p for half jar**
|
800g bread
1880kcal
50p
|
Sweetcorn
1,100kcal
98p for 1kg (frozen)
|
4 apples
188kcal
87p
|
250g butter
611kcal
33p **
|
Tin sardines
214kcal
47p
|
Vegetable oil
620kcal
10p for 75ml**
|
330g oats
1,330kcal
30p**
|
1kg carrots
350kcal
90p
|
Fruit juice
550kcal
68p for litre
|
4 pints milk
1135kcal
£1.29
|
Kidney beans
280kcal
21p for tin
| |
250g pasta
735kcal
15p**
|
4 tins beans
824kcal
£1
|
Satsumas
246kcal
£1 for 600g
|
Chicken liver
345kcal
45p for 227g
| ||
1kg potatoes
720kcal
69p
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3 onions
258kcal
57p
|
Chickpeas
357kcal
36p for 100g** (dried)
| |||
4,507kcal
£1.94
|
4,432kcal
£7.61
|
2,156kcal
£2.37
|
1,682kcal
£2.44
|
1,138kcal
25p
| |
TOTAL
13,915kcal
£14.61
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Working 39 hours a week on the 2013 Minimum wage (£6.31 per hour) is £246.09 per week BEFORE tax.
WHY WORK?!?!
I feel sorry for the hard working single mother's out there that are making an effort to contribute and getting penalised for it, if anything their contribution to society should be supplemented and lazy fcukers given less!
Stop polluting the earth with your scummy off spring. If your kids
A) don't come back when they are called
B) don't be quiet when you tell them to be and
C) chew the postman's arm when he delivers letters
then DO NOT let your recently out of jail boyfriend poke his disease ridden sausage in.
Do the world a favor: Train your children better than you would train your dog.
Legs crossed,
Over and Trout